About this episode
<p>So, you don’t want colon cancer, but you DO want buttsex secrets? Have we got an episode for you. Coloprotocolgist Dr. Carmen Fong charms us in a brand-new episode about prostate orgasms, shady polyps, fibermaxxing, colon cancer branding, butt plugs, heartburn, douches, bidets, farts, vacation constipation in the nation, ostomy awareness, second sphincters, Crown Jewels, pregnancy agonies, ‘roids, fissures, fixes, endometriosis, diverticulitis, IBS, hydrotherapy, a shocking shower revelation, and how a blissful colonoscopy could change and save your life. </p> <p>This one pairs great with our <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/colonoscopy" rel="noopener noreferrer">Field Trip: My Butt, a Colonoscopy Ride Along and How-To</a></p> <p>Visit Dr. Fong’s <a href="https://carmenfong.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">website</a> and follow her on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/drcarmenfong/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dr.carmenfong219" rel="noopener noreferrer">TikTok</a></p> <p>Buy her book, <i>Constipation Nation: What To Know When You Can’t Go</i>, on <a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/constipation-nation-what-to-know-when-you-can-t-go-carmen-fong-md/8b335569cac0e567" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bookshop.org</a> or <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Constipation-Nation-What-Know-When/dp/1538186195" rel="noopener noreferrer">Amazon</a></p> <p>A donation went to <a href="https://fightcolorectalcancer.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Fight Colorectal Cancer</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/coloproctology" rel="noopener noreferrer">More episode sources and links</a></p> <p>Other episodes you may enjoy: <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/colonoscopy" rel="noopener noreferrer">FIELD TRIP: My Butt, a Colonoscopy Ride Along & How-To</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/gluteology" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gluteology (BUTTS)</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/scatology" rel="noopener noreferrer">Scatology (POOP)</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/microbiology-gut-biome" rel="noopener noreferrer">Microbiology (GUT BIOME)</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/urology" rel="noopener noreferrer">Urology (CROTCH PARTS)</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/gynecology" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gynecology (NETHER HEALTH)</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/radiology" rel="noopener noreferrer">Radiology (X-RAY VISION)</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/surgerymystery" rel="noopener noreferrer">FIELD TRIP: Alie’s Mystery Surgery</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/venereology" rel="noopener noreferrer">Venereology (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS)</a>, <a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies/coffeeology" rel="noopener noreferrer">Coffeeology (YEP, COFFEE)</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.alieward.com/ologies-by-topic" rel="noopener noreferrer">400+ Ologies episodes sorted by topic</a></p> <p><a href="https://pod.link/1746567248" rel="noopener noreferrer">Smologies (short, classroom-safe) episodes</a></p> <p><a href="https://alieward.com/ologies-sponsors" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sponsors of Ologies</a></p> <p><a href="https://alieward.com/ologies-extras" rel="noopener noreferrer">Transcripts and bleeped episodes</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/ologies" rel="noopener noreferrer">Become a patron of Ologies</a> for as little as a buck a month</p> <p><a href="https://www.ologiesmerch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">OlogiesMerch.com</a> has hats, shirts, hoodies, totes!</p> <p>Follow Ologies on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ologies" rel="noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/ologies.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bluesky</a></p> <p>Follow Alie Ward on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/alieward" rel="noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@alie_ologies" rel="noopener noreferrer">TikTok</a></p> <p>Editing by Mercedes Maitland of <a href="http://maitlandaudio.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Maitland Audio Productions</a> and <a href="https://www.jecmusic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jake Chaffee</a></p> <p>Managing Director: Susan Hale</p> <p>Scheduling Producer: Noel Dilworth</p> <p>Transcripts by Aveline Malek </p> <p>Website by <a href="https://www.kellyrdwyer.com/photo" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kelly R. Dwyer</a></p> <p>Theme song by Nick Thorburn</p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>